note - due to a change in hosting, i'm regenerating
content. in the interim, this is my website as of 1997/1998. ye gods,
i was much thinner then... and had a crustacean fetish... oh callow youth...
this site committed to a rolling program of improvements and
enhancements. we hope that this will not cause any inconvenience to
our customers and request politely that you bear with us during the
transitional period. things are much clearer now.